Top 10 things said on the youth outing to the mall

10. If you sing another Miley Cyrus song I will beat you.

9. If we don't find a bathroom soon, I'm going to make a puddle.


8. Emo kids suck.

7. Why don't you get out of the car?
Why don't you shut the hell up?

6. You could get your mom a candle?
Why?
Girls like candles.
Why do girls like candles?
Honestly I have no idea.

5. This seems like hell.
No, It's Hot Topic.
What's the difference?

4. Is that a bar?
I think it is a strip club.
Is your mom working tonight?

3. Owwwww! I zipped my, well you know what got caught in my zipper.

2. That will be $5.41
I thought it was $5.
Plus Tax
I don't want to pay tax.
1. Four Ghetto kids riding through the hood singing Rod Stewart's "Young Turks".